Aleci (第1/2页)

    applechip/pollywoo

    applecellphoneusechipmemorytokeepthemaealivelong,Iwanttostudywhatisapplethefuture,butIt,Idon''''tgotthegetssmartbrainthatOxfordteachtobe,Ihavetothinkofmyquickroducegoldapple,oisonbckapple,goddamit,Iwillmakehimbeeagoldman,IpromiseandIhavemadeitetrue,whataboutthatlousyman,pydirtytosholesons,heisbrokentheureofmyapples,theycallmemamaitsoundlikesweetangel,myhusbandsaythatoursonsareverybad,hehastoteachthemtherules,Iamgoingtosleepriceagain.

    mylittleappledidnotknowthattheirsisterhaseatenthreeapplepie,Imadeitatkit,haha,badboysneverknowwhatisapplepie,theyonlyuoodwhitecreampie,AmeriPie,andwhatelse,IamgoingtosaySnowWhitestorytoletthemlisten,butali